life lesson #1247

Whenever you need to purge your sex toys (for whatever reason), it is always wise to use a higher quality trash bag. Otherwise, as you are lifting the bag to throw it into a very public dumpster in your apartment complex, the bag may split open and spill the contents of all of your used and unwanted sex toys all about the parking lot.

Just thought you might want to learn from my experiences. Of course, it can make for a ridiculously good laugh too. Just sayin'.